I am a student at Tawa Intermediate School, Wellington, NZ. I am in Room 13 and a member of the amazing Pouakai Syndicate. My teacher is Ms Tito.

Monday, 30 April 2012

Glee Quotes

Some of Glee's quotes are hilarious. Here are some of the cool (and less rude ones):

Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team.
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, annoying girlfriend.
(The Subsitute)

Santana: You're so on my list, dwarf
(Santana to Rachel, Furt)

Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program.
Mr. Schue: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
(Silly Love Songs)

(After losing a fight with Lauren)
Santana: That's how we do it in Lima Heights!
(Silly Love Songs

Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her.
Rachel: What did I do??
Santana: I'm sure you did something.
(Santana to Rachel, Rumours)

Santana: I'm about to go ALL Lima Heights!
(Santana to Jesse, Funeral)

Santana: Escucha! Soy de Lima Heights Adjacents y yo tengo orgullo!. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacents? Cosas Malas!
(Translation: Listen! I'm from Lima Heights Adjacents and I have pride! You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacents? Bad Things!)
(Santana to Rachel and Finn, New York)

Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?
Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever.
Santana: Yes, we can
(Santana and Brittany, New York)

Santana: Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
(Extraordinary Merry Christmas)

Brittany: Stop the violence

Brittany: People think I went on vacation, but actually, I spent all summer lost in the sewers

(At the beginning of this year...)
Santana: I hated everyone in this club.
Brittany: So did I.

Brittany: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep
(Grilled Cheesus)

Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade because it was written in crayon.
(Grilled Cheesus)

Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums
(Special Education)

Hope You Enjoyed My Quotes! I'll put more up later.


  1. Hi Ryley,
    I love that you post about your intrests all the time. I love the Britanny quote that go's like: If we lose, we should throw possums.
    Have a nice day,

    1. Hey Arielle
      I love Brittany's, Santana's and Sue's lines. They are all so funny!
      I may post more quotes soon,


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