Some of Glee's quotes are hilarious. Here are some of the cool (and less rude ones):
Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team.
Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, annoying girlfriend.
Santana: You're so on my list, dwarf
(Santana to Rachel, Furt)
Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program.
Mr. Schue: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
(Silly Love Songs)
(After losing a fight with Lauren)
Santana: That's how we do it in Lima Heights!
(Silly Love Songs
Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her.
Rachel: What did I do??
Santana: I'm sure you did something.
(Santana to Rachel, Rumours)
Santana: I'm about to go ALL Lima Heights!
(Santana to Jesse, Funeral)
Santana: Escucha! Soy de Lima Heights Adjacents y yo tengo orgullo!. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacents? Cosas Malas!
(Translation: Listen! I'm from Lima Heights Adjacents and I have pride! You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacents? Bad Things!)
(Santana to Rachel and Finn, New York)
Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?
Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever.
Santana: Yes, we can
(Santana and Brittany, New York)
Santana: Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
(Extraordinary Merry Christmas)
Brittany: Stop the violence
Brittany: People think I went on vacation, but actually, I spent all summer lost in the sewers
(At the beginning of this year...)
Santana: I hated everyone in this club.
Brittany: So did I.
Brittany: Whenever I pray, I fall asleep
Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade because it was written in crayon.
Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums
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